Trump was right, everything woke turns to shit. The Wiggles will now feature a more “diverse” lineup, including a suspiciously pale “indigenous” woman. She’s indigenous alright, indigenous to Great Britain! And half of the Woke Wiggles are now women, because if there is one thing lacking in the lives of small children it’s a female presence! They also have a non-binary puppet unicorn or some such crap, which seems a pretty obvious attempt to fuck with children’s minds. Next up, they will introduce a new puppet character — Filthy Freddy The Friendly Pedo!